THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out loads of spam every day, racking up those clicks. People would fall for it on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, getting filtered by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is empty. My once-booming empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just